Let’s not look the Trump gift horse in the mouth

“Born down in a lifeless man’s city,
The primary kick I took was once I hit the bottom,
Find yourself like a canine that is been beat an excessive amount of,
‘Til you spend half your life simply to cowl it up …”
— Bruce Springsteen

The bulletin got here throughout my laptop computer on Friday morning.

“BREAKING: Bruce Springsteen declares he’ll depart the USA if Donald Trump is elected President in 2024!”

The person who penned, Born In The USA.

A track so iconic, it even tears me up at occasions.

However there’s a nice saying and it goes one thing like this ‘Within the midst of chaos, there may be alternative.’

And pricey God in heaven, it is a massive alternative.

Everyone knows Trump is a vengeful snake oil salesman, a complete fraud and as dumb as a put up. To not point out all of the indictments.

However that’s not the difficulty right here.

The problem is that this: If Trump will get elected, ought to we take benefit?

I’m speaking a few ‘Trump mind drain.’

In different phrases, Bruce, previous pal! Come north to Canada!

We’ll welcome you with open arms, my pal!

In truth, we should always get engaged on it now.

Individuals are dropping hope with ‘Sleepy Joe Biden.’

And by the way in which, that’s the one factor that Trump is sweet at. He’s nice at tossing nicknames at his enemies.

He actually is and that’s fairly humorous.

How can we neglect ‘Crooked Hillary.’

The person has the present of gab. Thousands and thousands of US Republican voters nonetheless help him and with every indictment, his reputation appears to develop. It defies rationalization.

And don’t attempt to determine it out. Who the hell cares! We’re north of the forty-ninth parallel. That’s all that issues.

However possibly, simply possibly, we should always begin providing particular offers, to draw proficient Individuals, to return north!

Sure, sure, I do know. Proper now it’s a Justin Socialist Cuba. Sorry to disappoint, however ‘We’re Blanche, we’re.’

However that isn’t going to final. Humorous Socks Boy is on his final lap. He’s carried out for. The writing is on the wall.

Canadians are fed up with the golden boy. The person is a strolling, speaking hole gesture. And I believe everybody is aware of that now.

He simply doesn’t comprehend it but. He’s too silly, and an excessive amount of of a narcissist.

I don’t even assume there’s a beaver in Ottawa that helps this goofball anymore.

So, I’m wondering. Who else may we appeal to north? An entrepreneur or two, possibly? A mover and shaker with deep pockets?

This might be an absolute boon for Canada’s financial system, people! I’m not joking.

And look, Trump himself will most likely even help it.

Not too long ago at an enormous rally in New Hampshire, he stated:

“We pledge to you that we’ll root out the communists, Marxists, fascists and the unconventional left thugs that stay like vermin throughout the confines of our nation.”

In fact, the lefties within the US went ballistic, evaluating the feedback to Hitler.

However none of that appears to matter, nothing sticks on the orange haired satan.

So who offers a rattling!

I say, all you American socialists? Come north!

Sad with Trump? Come north!

The place it’s protected, and boring. The place your youngsters can go to high school with out fear. The place there’s a Tim Horton’s on each nook.

And our greatest concern, is that if the Leafs will win the Cup once more.

Come north!

When you have a uncommon expertise to carry to Canada, a top-notch training, an superior industrial observe report, and hey … an enormous checking account to spend money on a brand new enterprise, I say, come north!

Consider the roles! My God.

The glory is there, for the taking!

The potential of a Trump expertise stampede is on the market! I actually don’t care why. Enterprise, is enterprise. Particularly on this cut-throat world of ours.

To cite the nice Winston Churchill, ”A pessimist sees the issue in each alternative; an optimist sees the chance in each problem.”

If we are able to take benefit, then let’s take benefit! Let’s do it!

Geez! I’m truly beginning to like this Trump fellow.

Let’s play it good people, let’s quietly begin recruiting now. That expertise of American business is unsurpassed. Traditionally and in any other case.

We may benefit, on so many fronts, it is mind-boggling.

It is doable. We may see a tsunami of expertise, head north, away from Trumpland. Proper into our socialist commie lap!

The probabilities of the geriatric Joe Biden profitable, are, effectively, a roll of the cube, I’d say at this level.

And look, you gotta agree with me there.

Sleepy Joe is movin’ sort of sluggish (apologies to Petticoat Junction).

And Individuals are uninterested in listening to about how nice issues are when, issues are actually not that nice. The previous boy is completely out of contact and that alone may value him the election.

And lastly, let me simply say this: ‘Hey there Taylor Swift! Come north! Our financial system may use you! give it some thought, eh!”