Divided House GOP can’t exclude lying George Santos from being seated
Maintain for a Consultant
The brand new Republican Congress is so divided they’ll need to elect a comparatively unknown as Speaker. Excellent candidate — Long Island liar George Santos.
If over 25, lives in NY State, been a citizen seven years, they can’t cease this klunk being seated. 1967 the Home wouldn’t seat Adam Clayton Powell. Supreme Court docket stated the Home may expel him however not exclude him. Nonetheless, belief Mom, Santos’ behind would possibly not squat in Congress subsequent Christmas.
Way back VP Aaron Burr dueled Alexander Hamilton. Ex-friend Jefferson then accused him of being a traitor. He gained that struggle, returned to New York and wed a wealthy widow who divorced him and used Hamilton’s son as a lawyer. Burr then died broke in a boarding home in Staten Island.
Take heed to Mom, you’ll be able to’t beat the system.
Their next job is to assess Hunter Biden, Joe Biden, bro James Biden, perhaps a late great-great-grandma Biden and a few step-uncle twice eliminated Biden.
They’ll then busy themselves doing zip however renaming sports activities groups whose titles fie on faith like New Orleans Saints, Los Angeles Angels, San Diego Padres, Milwaukee Brewers. Or these glorifying baddies like Las Vegas Raiders, Minnesota Vikings, Tampa Bay Buccaneers, Pittsburgh Pirates. And the Washington Redskins, gone Commanders? I’m positive they’d’ve tried.
X’ing out Xmas
Hark. Tis Jan. 5. All tinsel and timber should lastly come down. Twelfth Night time, Epiphany Eve, twelfth day of Christmas, is the Holy Season’s absolute finality. Why? As a result of, believably, it’s when the Magi — the Three Kings — arrived in Holy Bethlehem.
Gayle King, phoning from her vacation house in Hawaii, remembered way back to when she tried to be a panelist on “The View.”
“Your New York Publish paper reported Barbara Walters saying, ‘That may by no means occur.’ Barbara then informed me, ‘I such as you nevertheless it’s going to go to Whoopi.’ So I informed Oprah I knew I wasn’t getting it.”
We each spoke of deep friendship and the way a lot it means to us all.
The professionals’ Alternative
Hollywood, whose present output nearly exceeds what seeps out of Peoria, is pushing their Critics Alternative Awards. It’s Jan. 15. Cocktails there start 1:30 p.m. so some who-care nominees would possibly arrive sloshed.
Chelsea Handler hosts. Jeff Bridges will get Lifetime Achievement.
Princess & peas
Being awash in Brit royalty, Me-Me-Me-Meghan and Prince Empty’s reminiscence of his late mom, know that Guernsey has had the gathering earlier than, plus the permission to promote some items, plus a large catalog of jewels often known as the Diana, Princess of Wales, Swan Lake Suite.
The Crown Jeweller’s necklace was 5 big matching South Sea Pearls, 14 marquis diamonds, plus 42 carats price of 164 further diamonds. This was worn to the opening of the ballet in Royal Albert Corridor. Date: June 3, 1997.
With a letter of authentication signed by the Crown Jeweller plus the blessing of her sister, Girl Sarah McCorquedale — written on Kensington Palace stationery — the Suite has since been bought privately. I now have that huge catalog.
New Yorkers now know that on this metropolis, when planning their new 12 months’s finances, they should put apart a sure further quantity for holdup cash.
Oy, solely in New York, children, solely in New York.